dick fright

When someone is so scared of the penis that they literally runs away in terror at the sight of it.

Also when a girl and boy are going out for a good 6 months and the girl still hasn't touched his manhood, she can be described as having 'dick fright'.

Isaac: hey Kathryn whats long hard and full of semen. *whips out his ding-a-ling*
Kathyrn: *dies*
Isaac: Damn Kathryn didn't realize you had such bad dick fright.

dick fright by BigNoseManyHoes June 24, 2016

Dick Fight

Although it is clearly a homosexual act, there are those who consider it the ultimate extreme of male bonding.

A Dick Fight is basically when 2 men stand in front of each other naked. Both men put their dicks together and begin rubbing(grinding) their dicks against each other.

The man that cum's first is declared the loser while the man who didn't cum is declared the winner and the owner of the stronger dick.

If both men cum at the same time it is declated a draw.

Brian and Mike Dick Fight 2 or 3 times a day but neither of them ever win. Its always a draw

Dick Fight by Romeo D'Casanova June 7, 2011

big dick fight 

When an argument between two or more people degenerates into little more than yelling and "just because"s.

Yeah, me and Steve were debating on the needs of the American economy yesterday, but it just sort of turned into a big dick fight between political parties.

big dick fight by Anonymouse_b October 18, 2009

Dick Fighting 

To engage in phallus to phallus combat. When doing so with a partner while fully erect, Parisian Dick Fighting is conducted similiar to a fencing match. Asian Dick Fighting connotes to use of a semi-flaccid penis whipped about like one end of a nunchucko.

Dick Fighting with an unwilling combattant is generally chargeable as sexual battery.

Ex 1) Set in a public restroom

Bruce: (pantless) I challenge you to a round of Dick Fighting! EN GARDE!

Steven: (urinating) JESUS CHRIST!!

Ex 2) Set in Wang's bedroom

Wang: I'm bored. How about some Dick Fighting?

Chung: OKAY! (whips dick out and cock slaps Wang in his face, leaving a crimson mushroom bruise.

Dick Fighting by Tiestofan25 October 22, 2010

Dick Fight

When a mans penis is erect and they use it to fight another man. They can use their penis too.

Yeah man we had a dick fight last night.

Dick Fight by cursedspinel November 2, 2019

Hard Dick Fighting 

Being forced to fist fight while having a full erection.

While scoring with my new girlfriend, I was surprised by her husband. I was forced to do some hard dick fighting to save my life.

Hard Dick Fighting by Breckul July 19, 2009

DICK FIGHT

Dating game with no loyalty involving sexual encounters or intimacy provoked by women in In search of her lover .Men will have sex with woman knowingly she's involved with a current partner as dating competition against other men . A woman will engage sexually with several men to find the husband or boyfriend. He that gives her the most orgasms included with legs shaking,and squirting, trouble walking is the winner to become her significant other if she is also treated and courted well. If he can be consistent.

My brother realized he was in a dick fight with his best friend and his girlfriend's ex .

DICK FIGHT by anonymous June 23, 2022