before you give a guy a blowjob you fill your mouth with champagne and blow it up the guy's asshole. he needs to clench his asshole while you give him a blowjob, then when he cums he shits. the champagne enema makes the feces all hard and sparkly, like a diamond doorknob.
by cannonballs December 21, 2014
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