DFWT: (Dumb Fuck in a White Truck)

(Noun) A person driving a large, environmentally unfriendly pickup truck, typically colored white, that drives like a total asshole, or doesn't know how to drive much at all.

Typically found in places where white trucks and oil/gas workers are found, they do tremendous damage to you, but usually drive away if they're able to.

First recorded cases can be traced to Carlsbad, New Mexico where the first DFWT could be seen driving a beat up Chevrolet 1500.

Me: "This fucking DFWT hit me, now I'm fucked because he decided to drive away like nothing fucking happened!"

You:"Ever heard of no-one cares?"

DFWT by Epsilon1 February 1, 2014

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"Dont Fuck With The Band"

infamous acronym among Virginia Tech's Corp of Cadets Regimental Band
- The Highty Tighties

TC X-X: we're going to do a spirit mission against band company
TC 3-1: DFWTB

DFWTB by Cadet Private Parts April 18, 2004

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Don't Fuck With This Bitch

A guy you know comes up 2 u and starts bothering u. You run off but thn he starts txting u...... a fitting reply might b:
"Hey hey hey hey HEY! DFWTB 3 *-:" (that last smiley meant KIss my ass)

DFWTB by Charlotte V-K May 27, 2005

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dont fuck wit the feds

i dfwtf nigga im chillin

dfwtf by blacknigajayden May 2, 2022

briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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