A desktop gooner is someone who masturbates on their desktop computer, at their desk, rather than in their bed like a normal fucking person.
Person 1: You see Philip over there?
Person 2: Yeah, what about him?
Person 1: He's a Desktop Gooner! I caught him desktop gooning in a discord call last night.
Person 2: Yeah, what about him?
Person 1: He's a Desktop Gooner! I caught him desktop gooning in a discord call last night.
by ppbob February 28, 2025