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A type of elective vaginal surgery whereby the patient's vagina is surgically reconfigured and rotated 90 degrees, so that the axe wound now appears horizontal, like a Chinese person's slitty eyes. Functionally this is of no benefit and causes several problems, but by golly it's funny to look at.
George: 'Hey, gorgeous, are you a boy or a girl?'
Thai hooker: 'as of 3 weeks ago, I'm a girl- I got a designer China vagina!'
George (popping a viagra and undressing frantically): 'Buckle up...'
by liammcginty February 07, 2017
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