designated dancer

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Noun
A friend who tells you to stop dancing when you are awkwardly and drunkenly dancing alone

I am so glad to have my designated dancer with me at parties! Now I'll never be the lone dancer freak again!

designated dancer by Prince of Egypt November 24, 2010

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Designated Dancer

Noun: A person assigned to dance with another person whom attract dubious and sketchy drunk guys trying to rape them on the dance floor.

Girl 1: Oh my gosh, here come those sketchy guys!!
Guy#1: I'm the designated dancer, I'll make them go away.

Designated Dancer by yourdesignateddancer May 24, 2011

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designated dance partner (DDP)

A good friend who you can always find in the middle of the dancefloor when it is time to get down. No matter how the night is going, you can always count on them to be on the dancefloor busting moves with you.

The night really got going when I ran into my designated dance partner (DDP) Kelsey and she dragged me out on the dance floor.

designated dance partner (DDP) by LuckyLep December 16, 2011

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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