desication/desification 

origination in the term 'desi'- a colloquial descriptive of a person from india, the desh, the motherland,

desication/desification refers to the progressive acquisition of indian cultural traits by non-indians and especially white people.

this indianising of an individual or a culture is exemplified when a person becomes adept at eating with their hands (and intensifies when they can eat rice with their hands), when their spice tolerance levels reach impressive levels (impressive even to desis), when they know and can recount the names of various dishes and the different spice combinations in each and finally concretises when a movie scene with dancing in the rain invokes the use of the fast forward button.
"joans desication/desification is almost complete. she knows how to eat rice with her hands and she can eat spicy food now"

desication/desification by evolvepast8 January 25, 2010

desecration by deskfecation

Similar to deskfecation, but a modification that entails shitting in the top drawer of a coworker’s desk with seniority.

Our boss said he’d been going over security footage but can't discern who pulled off the desecration by deskfecation because no cameras were in his office. Basically without a smoking turd it's a cold case now.

desecration by deskfecation by shithouse_poet42 May 24, 2023

Penoral Defication

Penoral defication- is a socially accepted form of pissing.
The word comes from the catholic edited version of the Second testament - Roman soldier to Jesus of Nazareth:"gonna cry? gonna piss your pants maybe? maybe shit and cum?"
Because of vulgarity of the word "piss" theologicians with the help of "minor" assistants came up with the given phrase.

Uncle Balthazar: Hey little Jimmy! Do you want know what Penoral Defication is?
Jimmy in a wheelchair: *drooling*
Uncle Balthazar: *unzips pants* Well you came to the right place! *starts pissing*

Penoral Defication by Benis :DDDDDD August 17, 2020

deification

To lift to a deity, adore as a a god or goddess.

The deification of Madonna is so 80's.

deification by druiloor March 5, 2018

deafication 

The process of pooping or violently releasing your bowels into somebody's ears until they can't hear anymore.

Josh felt really bad when he pooped in Steve's ears and when Steve could no longer hear from his deafication streak.

deafication by trumpetvector December 6, 2013

Defication Devastation 

When somebody discovers feces somewhere, and it is awful to even describe. The excrement might vary in smell, look, etc. Never the less, it is awful, and must be avoided at all times.

Johnny had burritos last night, and he just left his horrible defication devastation in the toilet.

LOOK AT THIS DEFICATION DEVASTATION!!!

Defication Devastation by BallistaTheDeer October 11, 2015

defication insemination

When a Guy fucks a person in the ass and blows his load. then the person, (guy or girl) with the load in his/her ass takes a steaming frosted turd into some girls pussy.

dude i heard that Chris Sorrow was conceived by defication insemination

defication insemination by SonicInToX January 2, 2008