A hairy Man bear pig who loves Drinking.His Crew accumalates of Joe Hyland,Matt Gallo a bitch named Dan Macaleer ,John McClernon,Nick Mustaro of Audobon,Jay Gallus.Steve Bonofiglia,and Collin Powell.They are just a bunch of party animals who love keystone light and girls.Tommy is known for his hairy ass chest,and his massive amount of "Hulk" anger.Tommy aslo has two two foot tumas on his two tangled toes.Overall tom is a all around good guy and friend
Ayo Tom Deritis you got two two foot tumors on your two twitty toes
by Joey Fingas September 15, 2009
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To point out something of interest be it a tangible item or an intangible one.
(1) Where's the damn carkeys?!?!?
Deritis right where you left it on top of the fridge
by pr0l33tzzz August 19, 2011
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