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A fat 300+ pound island lardass who hits on girls still in highschool while being years removed from highschool. one of these terribly ugly creatures will try to be an athletic coach and hang around local highschools or middle schools. they will go to teenage parties and molest girls 1/3 their weight up to 6 years younger then them in age. they are truly the grossest creatures on earth
that derek eva molested that 14 year old girl
by hudsonpride February 21, 2010
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