A long standing tradition of the International Baccalaureate (IB) where students are restricted from sleeping due to the ProCAStination and assignments due with acronyms,
like ToK, IOP, IOC, IA, EE, DCP, CE, etc. Each student must re-enact this ceremony, which requires them to neglect their
sleep continuously in order to be able to pass the IB.
Symptoms include (varies with
person): Mental Breakdowns,
Coffee Overdose, Migraines, Plagiarism, Regret over IB, among many others.
Also, students who state that they had 4 hours of solid
sleep are to be considered gifted, and those who receive up to 8 hours are considered
God-Blessed. However, those who receive more than 8 hours are either failing the IB, or doesn't give a ****.
Sleep Deprivation also has its benefits for the IB program, though...
Students gain the ability to BS on anything and at anytime due to the lack of
sleep. They become highly analytical and could fit in a week's amount of homework in one night. These students could be credited for their sophisticated 1-hour essays that require scholars with PhD and years of experience to assemble in about a month.
Student 1: I have 3 hours of sleep on average. I am suffering from
Sleep Deprivation!
Student 2: Please, I had 2 hours of
sleep for 2 days! I suffer it more than you do!
Student 3: Haha, noobs, I've been awake for 2 days in a row! I AM THE DEFINITION OF
SLEEP DEPRIVATION! You must kneel before me!
