deprantic 

1)To be depressed because of romance,
2)One who is depressed because of romance (generally unrequited), or
3)Something romantic and depressing at the same time

Maddie--"The Phantom of the Opera" is so bittersweet.
Emma--Yes, I believe it may be the most deprantic musical I've ever seen.
Maddie-- Oh Gerry!!!! *sobs*
Emma--Weirdo....*walks away*

deprantic by VENM April 19, 2007

depranxious 

Being depressed and anxious at the same time. Pronounced:duh-prank-shus

She's so depranxious, she hasn't gotten out of bed for three days.
Adjective:depranxed:I'm so depranxed, I don't want to do this.

depranxious by Mint Chocolate December 30, 2008

depontication

to throw someone off a bridge

Jamie was upset with the way the argument with Jill was going and as they crossed a bridge he saw an opportunity to end his misery. At the perfect moment he chose to practice a bit of depontication.

depontication by just a guy living in BKK October 20, 2013

depromantic 

being both equally depressing and romantic

the depromantic tone of the song allowed me to feel both love and loss.

depromantic by Cathi G. April 6, 2008

deprention 

Someone who publicly posts or talks about being "depressed" when in reality you can see them doing it for attention. They will annoy you with things about how they have "no meaning in life" and then the mindless fucks who can't see right through it, like you can, will come rolling in trying to comfort them as you see them smirk. I am not talking about the real depressed people, my respect goes out to you. Get well. just the ones who are clearly faking, you insolent attention whores.

"you see doug over there"
"yeah I feel bad for him"
"don't be, he is just a deprention whore"

deprention by gatman January 25, 2015

Ron DeSantiClaus 

Republican Governor of the State of Florida, Ron DeSantis has token a hands off, non-existing approach to responding to the Covid-19 Pandemic in his state, causing it to be a central locations for mass gatherings and potential mutation.

Credible reporting shows that DeSantis prioritized vaccine distribution to Republican donors and rich zip codes, essentially relying off his own Naughty and Nice list. He's also serized control from local leaders like the Mayor of Miami Beach, Spring Break's Epicenter, Dan Gelber.

Yeah, I got vaccinated. Yeah, I donated to Gov. DeSantis' 2018 campaign. Guess I made it on Ron DeSantiClaus' Nice List.

Ron DeSantiClaus by TheRealJohnTVYT March 22, 2021

depantilism 

Arousal provided by the removal of pants.

My depantilism is acting up again.

depantilism by cnidaria0 September 10, 2011