delignant 

To be in a magical state of hallucination that allows life to be viewed as an almost childhood reality of adventure and happiness as caused by LSD.

Tom: When you're really really high, you're stoned, right?
Becky: Right.
Tom: So, what are you, when you're tripping really really hard?
Becky: I don't know.
Tom: (3 second pause) whispers Delignant.
Becky: Yeeeah. Delignant.
Tom: Gna
Becky: Gna. Delignant. Gna. haha

delignant by Kenneth Baabs December 2, 2011

Designated Dick

n. A male who is selected, before weekend activities begin, to be the booty call for the night. The designated dick is similar to a fuck buddy and friends with benefits but does not necessarily mean that he is either one of those. This predetermined male does not have an obligation to party with or see the female earlier in the day. Designated Dick only means that at the end of the night the male will leave or meet up with the female to participate in sexual activities.

"I need to make sure I have my designated dick situated so I know I'm getting it in this weekend."

"Gotta have my designated dick this weekend to make up for this awful week!"

Designated Dick by HayLove September 18, 2012

deliriant 

A drug that inhibits acetylcholine, a neurotransmitter used in the vision, hearing, and memory. This causes vivid hallucinations completely indistinguishable from reality, and usually extremely uncomfortable side effects like restless legs, drowsiness, sensitive eyes (expect to wear sunglasses for days after trying datura), unquenchable thirst, and dry, sticky eyes. The most common hallucinations are small insects, but the hallucinations grow more intense as the dose increases. Users may talk to people who aren't there, see zombies clawing at their windows, smoke phantom cigarettes, see blood dripping from the ceiling, etc.

People take these for fun, but most of them never do it again. The experience is certainly not recreational, but it's like asking people, "if you could live a nightmare in real life, would you?" Some will say yes.

Most deliriants are cheap and fully legal. They include diphenhydramine (Benadryl), dimenhydrinate (Gravol), datura (jimson weed) and amanita muscaria (fly agaric mushroom).

Take it from me, don't try deliriants.

deliriant by stormchasar May 19, 2010

Designated Shitter 

When a men's bathroom stall in a high traffic restroom is assigned for shitting only.

In order to prevent patrons from urinating on the toilet seat, we are making the first stall in our men's room a 'designated shitter.'

Designated Shitter by Robert Sacamano November 17, 2014

designated driver

The avetard that drives even though each and everyone of them is baked as shit. Usually this is froomie because he has the highest weed tolerance. The dab rig fucks all these dudes up so they want to go eat and one has to end up driving even though they are high.

Shit, we all baked but froomie said he can be designated driver even though he's baked as fuck and drive us to food.

designated driver by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019

Deignan shit 

Any song performed by the glorious youtube cover artist "Ben Deignan"

Person 1: Dude I'm listening to Ben Deignan cover Stronger right now.
Person 2: Man that is some Deignan shit

Deignan shit by adamkos101 July 25, 2009

Designated Drunk 

Responsible partiers choose a Designated Driver to drive during a night of debauchery. The Designated Drunk is chosen by the Driver.

The Designated Drunk assumes responsibility for all drink offers given to the Driver. The Designated Drunk will take all offers of toasts, shots, and drinking competitions in place of the Driver.

Random drunk: "Hey dude! Come have a shot with me!"
Designated Driver: "Gary, you're DD. Take that shot for me."
Gary: "Alright."

Designated Drunk by Sanzone September 28, 2005