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deliberlag 

when using instant messengers, this term refers to the deliberate lag or pause left in between exchanges by either party.

deliberlag is often employed by people who wish to appear more cool on messengers: leaving a gap between exchanges implies they are either too busy to put the other party at a high priority, or they are having so many conversations, it takes at least five minutes to cycle through them all.
1)

(17:23) Cool Guy: Hi

(17:23) Twat: Hi

(17:23) Cool Guy: u ok?

*deliberlag*

(17:46) Twat: yeh u

(17:47) Cool guy: im good

(17:47) Cool guy: wubu2?

*deliberlag*

(19:28) Twat: nm u

*blockage*

deliberlag by worldweaver December 7, 2006
Words you can keep

deliberately 

consciously and intentionally; on purpose.
I deliberately didn't do my homework.
deliberately by FancySweetCake November 18, 2013

Repeated deliberate antagonization 

Justifies violence?
Hym "If repeated deliberate antagonization is justification for violence then you sorry bastards are not going to be having a very good time!"

Iam "We're citing the Mike Tison thing, by the way. Because that guy was wrong to antagonize him but he (Tison) was also wrong to attack him BUT the guy knew who he was and did it anyway. Which makes him stupid. Which is what makes it funny. That one of the guys did a thing that was wrong and did it deliberately to a guy that he should know not to do that to which makes him stupid."

Hym "And it doesn't take much to apply that line of reasoning to our situation does it? So, yeah... OUT OF THE CAGE NOW!!"

Iam "Yeah... So it is an excuse to do that.... Just sayin'..."

Deliberation 

1. the careful consideration of all sides of an issue
2. reasoned and thoughtful discussion about a question
3. the process of discussion by which consensus, wisdom, and truth are reached in a collective fashion
The American legislature is supposed to have a deliberative process whereby law-making is slow because of the time it takes to determine the best policy and build a consensus in its favor.

"For Your Deliberation" - phrase used by TheDelibero.com when referring to a fact or opinion that merits discussion
Deliberation by TheDelibero.com October 26, 2009

Deliberate Freakout 

A deliberate Freakout is planned. When life gets to be too much, you plan to cut loose and get wild, most often with a friend. Those who choose to participate know that things could get out of hand.
My mom has been sick lately and I can't deal with so my friend, Ben and I are planning a deliberate freakout next weekend. It's gonna get wild!

Heuristical deliberation 

A condition in which bias consumes the minds capacity allowing reason to be confused in analytical process by ones belief.
Fighting the reason for vaccination mandates is a result of heuristical deliberation.

Deliberate 

To imprison someone
"Why did you buy a tazer?"
"It was deliberate."
Deliberate by Jabliz February 24, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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