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default friend 

A person who is particularly annoying, someone you only talke to because there's nobody else around, and/or someone you only talk to so they don't feel bad.
None of my friends are in my art class, so I talk to Sarah. She's so boring, and such a default friend! I wish you were in that class, insert name of prefered friend
default friend by Kodiak101 May 12, 2008
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Default Friend 

When your mom/spouse/friend leaves you alone in the room with a person you just met and it's getting way too awkward. Default friends are usually started if you know the person who left you is going to be gone for a while.
You start to talk; and gee, what do you know- a Default Friend has been made!
I left Barbara in the kitchen with my new friend Bobert while I went out to mow the lawn. By the time I was back, they were already exchanging numbers! What Default Friends.
Default Friend by 0/\/'/>< October 3, 2012

Best friend...by default 

When someone tells you you're their best friend but you are painfully aware you're their ONLY friend.
Chum: "you're my best friend"
Lee: "yeah! Best friend...by default!!"

best friend by default 

When one has only one friend and must rank them as their best friend due to the fact that there are no runners up.
Person 1: Hey man who is your best friend?
Person 2: Bob; he's my best friend by default.
best friend by default by Keael February 27, 2006

default friends 

friends you have to hang out with if your normal friends aren't around
Me: Sorry gotta go the gangs here.
Default Friends: What the hell I thought we were hanging out!
Me: No way, you guys are just my default friends.
default friends by KingOfD September 6, 2010

strategic friendship default 

Occurs when the debt owed from a friendly bet between two friends rises to an uncomfortable level causing one friend to cut ties with the other in lieu of paying up.
Robbie: "Did Justin ever make good on that golf wager you two made"

Randy: "Wouldn't know, he hasn't talked to me in weeks and he won't return my emails."

Robbie: "Sounds like you are the victim of a strategic friendship default."
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strategic friendship default 

strategic friendship default

this def was posted on my birthday

and so i write it here now
strategic friendship default means when one is a fake friend
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