deeack 

A colorful and friendly way to refer to the male genitalia. Rolls off of the tongue (no pun intended) easier than penis, pecker, who-who or wang wang.

"Dude, the other night my deeack was so hard I could cut diamonds with it" "Man, my boss is such an F'in Deeack!!"

deeack by Mr. Deeack January 9, 2008

derack 

A term used to describe an incident in which one has been screwed over, injured, robbed, or generally anything negative. Originates from the gym, where a "derack" is when someone removes your weights from the bar while one is still performing the exercise.

Example 1:
Bob: What happened during 9/11?
Carl: Oh nothing, just Al-Qaeda deracked New York City in a solidly executed derack.
Bob: How many lives were deracked?
Carl: 2,996 lives were deracked, to be exact.

Example 2:
George: What's wrong with your cousin's leg?
Sukhbinder: Oh, it got deracked by an IED in Iraq.
George: Oh.

Example 3:

Horatio: What happened to that jewelry store?
Jose: $300,000 worth of jewelry was deracked by a bunch of Colombians, who pawned it off for some premium coke.

derack by khuneytunes July 15, 2014

Deeck 

Quite a lot of kids say deeck in front of their teachers and don't get told off because their technically not saying 'dick'.

Bob: You're a deeck!
Teacher: Excuse me! Detention!
Bob: But I didn't say any bad words!
Teacher: *Groan*

Deeck by Sunny Bacon November 21, 2007

deaack 

More than your everyday dick.

You are a complete deaack.

deaack by Lesli T August 30, 2005

Deeick

A rather hilarious way of saying "dick." Can also be used to express anger

"I WANT IT TOTALLY QUIET RIGHT NOW!!!" - english teacher
"DEEICK!!!" - retarded kid in the back

"Aw deeick, we have a test"

Deeick by Johnathan the walrus March 30, 2009

Dejackification 

The process of undoing a completely clusterfucked build process. Used in both in Agile and Waterfall methods. Usually this process happens right after a Death March, but can also happen as part of Short Timer syndrome.

A developer haphazardly converts 190 projects to Visual Studio 2010, .Net 4, and the newest version of all control packages, and then leaves. After the fallout is cleaned up, a dejackification process must happen before anyone can actually do any work again.

Dejackification by Jack the Dejackifier April 6, 2011

Deefacks Shit

Noun; strong interjective, usually referencing child protective services in the state of Georgia, which is under the Department of Family and Children Services. (DFACS). Often invoked in conversation during heated moments or as a sign of great disdain in which a parent has demonstrated ineptitude in regards to be a basic provider for their children.

Chuckford: "I can't believe my mom sent me to school as a kid wearing those potato sacks on my feet."

Rastafarian Billy: "Yeah, that is some straight up deefacks shit right there. Can't believe she got away with that."

Chuckford: "Yeah, I mean I knew Berkenstocks were popular, but that shit was child abuse."

Deefacks Shit by Defin-ite July 15, 2022