deceptibear 

An individual who looks like a bear, but is not.

He had a beard, so I thought he was a bear. Turns out, he's a hipster who hasn't shaved in a while. That guy is a total deceptibear.

That deceptibear has a furry mug, but is hairless everywhere else when he's naked.

deceptibear by Toropop July 10, 2010

Decepticar 

When a car usually driven by a cute young girl is instead driven by a crusty looking burn-out.

I was looking forward to checking out a young hottie when I pulled up to the light next to a white Pontiac Sunfire. Instead I saw some old hag smoking a cigarette. It was a Decepticar.

Decepticar by CarPerv August 6, 2012

Deceptifart 

When you think you're just going to fart and instead you poop your pants.

Uh oh I just had a deceptifart! Got to run to the bathroom and change my underwear!

Deceptifart by JustSilly April 9, 2017