Okay, you have just farted. Don't make it worse!
Stop trying to reproduce the sound with scratching the floor with your shoe or with a fake cough - it is not gonna work.
It is time to accept the betrayal of your own butt and move forward.
De Farto.
Stop trying to reproduce the sound with scratching the floor with your shoe or with a fake cough - it is not gonna work.
It is time to accept the betrayal of your own butt and move forward.
De Farto.
Gosh, did you hear that guy at the library?!
-Yeah! I doubted first it was him, but when he started to fake cough, I knew it was him!
..."de farto"
-Yeah! I doubted first it was him, but when he started to fake cough, I knew it was him!
..."de farto"
by Mr.Putin November 11, 2011
Get the de farto mug.Someone who acts as the leader of the group, without having any votes to assign them to that position. They are the ones who keep the group together and makes all the difficult decisions.
James: So who is the leader of the Mystery Club?
Calvin: While nobody put it up for vote, David is the one who acts as the de facto leader of the group.
Calvin: While nobody put it up for vote, David is the one who acts as the de facto leader of the group.
by Daviddv0601 October 5, 2017
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PETA rep: You should become vegan, hurting animals is bad.
De facto vegetarian: I'm too broke and lazy to cook meat, all I eat is pasta.
De facto vegetarian: I'm too broke and lazy to cook meat, all I eat is pasta.
by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanonymous January 25, 2011
Get the de facto vegetarian mug.A Latin term, loosely meaning "of the fact". An adjective describing something that exists or happens as a result of tradition or culture. Not normally used as an urban slang term, but as a historical/legal phase
Even after slavery was outlawed by the govrnment, de fato discrimination still existed in many areas.
by D.V.A. October 14, 2003
Get the de facto mug.There are de facto countries around the world, such as Transnistria, Northern Cyprus, and Somaliland, which the world community refuses to recognize as real countries, despite having their own governments, flags, military, and so forth.
Ashley and Tim are in a de facto relationship. Even though they claim to be single, they're always together and have been for over a year. Duh...
Ashley and Tim are in a de facto relationship. Even though they claim to be single, they're always together and have been for over a year. Duh...
by BGMan August 14, 2008
Get the de facto mug.De Facto- means "in effect" or "in practice"
Relationship- A "romantic" connection between two people
A De Facto Relationship is when two people are essentially dating but they haven't made it "official" and claim that they are not an item when asked by other people. De Facto Couples engage in all of the activities that a normal couple would, such as constantly hanging out with each other and hooking up on a regular basis (usually, but not always, while intoxicated). Such relationships do not often endure for over a month because, by that time, they have either dissolved or have been made official. The De Facto is somewhat common in American high schools.
The De Facto Relationship is not to confused with a short lived relationship that is purely physical. This would most often be labeled as Fuck Buddies.
It is also not to be confused with a relationship that involves the dub group De Facto (however rad that may be).
Relationship- A "romantic" connection between two people
A De Facto Relationship is when two people are essentially dating but they haven't made it "official" and claim that they are not an item when asked by other people. De Facto Couples engage in all of the activities that a normal couple would, such as constantly hanging out with each other and hooking up on a regular basis (usually, but not always, while intoxicated). Such relationships do not often endure for over a month because, by that time, they have either dissolved or have been made official. The De Facto is somewhat common in American high schools.
The De Facto Relationship is not to confused with a short lived relationship that is purely physical. This would most often be labeled as Fuck Buddies.
It is also not to be confused with a relationship that involves the dub group De Facto (however rad that may be).
Observant Teenager: What's the deal with Ben and Mimi? I always see them hanging out but I hear that they're not dating.
Someone Who Knows Whats Up: They've got a pretty good De Facto Relationship going but I'm sure it's only a matter of time before it's legit.
Observant Teenager: I dig. Speaking of De Facto, i feel like some dub. Let's find a dark basement and groove this shit.
Someone Who Knows Whats Up: They've got a pretty good De Facto Relationship going but I'm sure it's only a matter of time before it's legit.
Observant Teenager: I dig. Speaking of De Facto, i feel like some dub. Let's find a dark basement and groove this shit.
by Dude Bra! April 27, 2008
Get the De Facto Relationship mug.When residents of a country are free to work or not work however due to their situation and money hardships they are forced to work in government created jobs which are usually not pleasant and do not pay well
A great example of de facto slavery is the "free trade zones" in Jamaica... set up by the United States government and companies like Tommy Hilfiger where Jamaican citizens were forced to work and taxed heavily. Even though the United States government created the free trade zone they pay the Jamaican workers in Jamaican money which is at less value than U.S. currency.
by Zar71 September 20, 2006
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