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A Sound effect referenced in the fabulous game of NBA JAM, and its not d-boink. you have to push it out from the gut. The d and b have to be pushed out together. This wonderful noise means you are doing good and is excreted from a player being bashed by another player who holds the turbo button and presses the shoot key.
When i hit my buddy Tucker, all you could hear for miles was a loud DBOINK!
dboink by Davethawave June 4, 2008
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Big Jebediah Doinks 

It's where you use the penis like a butter churn to make butter (only legal to do in the Amish)
Yeah bro i'm headed to Paradise to get my Big Jebediah DOINKS on!
Big Jebediah Doinks by Anne Oldman December 18, 2021
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doink chat 

A conversation or group meeting involving fat doinks. Very important chats created by none other than the man the myth, the legend, Joseph Urban.
Are you ready for a doink chat tonight?

Don’t sleep on this doink chat!!
doink chat by Hackerboy69 February 3, 2018

big ol doink 

Huge dosage of marijuana, usually done in Amish country
Person 1: out here in Amish smoking a big ol doink In Amish

Person 2: jeebie weebies!

Person 1: gang
big ol doink by Big boy 300p May 24, 2018

big doink 

Fat blunts you smoke in Amish
I saw this dirty fat guy smoking a big doink in Amish. #Gang
big doink by Wolffz13 September 12, 2017
A Doink is an overstuffed joint typically enjoyed in Amish. They are rather large.
We out here smoking big Doinks in Amish
Doink by AmishBoi1776 September 28, 2017
A larger than average blunt or joint. Mostly used to describe fat blunts. Variations include; doinkies, doink, doinkmeister ( used for even larger blunts).
We smoking nothing but doinkies, no skimps.

Homeboy just rolled a dub in a grabba, talmbout big ass doinkie.

Big ass blunt, that's a doinkmeister
doinkie by YungSack April 6, 2017
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