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Comes from the Ocean, originally Plankton that developed legs and bred with a Rottweiler. They both dwell in the South West of England. Usually sighted in Hucclecote in Gloucestershire.

The first sighting was in 2008 and the woman who sore the beast heard a whooping noise. Then a high pitched shrill and sound like DAGUOY DAGUOY.
Stay away from me or i will open a can of Daguoy on you

Potatoes swell up and go Daguoy untill watered

Can be eaten by adding a little NOOBY to it

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Daguoy by Von Oober May 14, 2010
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daggio syndrome 

Going home after a sexual session half satisfied, but your partner has been fully pleased thanks to your hard work.
Daggio Syndrome is characterized with coming home after having sex but your boyfriend stopped after he came.
daggio syndrome by Chury December 15, 2008