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dagger sagger 

a single male in his mid 40s who get his jollies off while sitting on his butt in a coffee shop playing dungeons and dragons while announcing his gaming strategy loud enough for all to hear.
Joel: "I cant believe those guys are playing D & D in Caribou right now."
Andy : "I know! I guess they have nothing better to do."
Cody: "They're just a bunch of Dagger Saggers talking and laughing about their next Dagger Sagger convention at Starbucks next Monday."
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Swagger Dagger 

A Penis. But not just any penis, must be a Boss. A penis that gets it done and has the confidence of a Banny Rooster. A cock of the walk. When you roll so hard and have so much swag you cock can get them digits from a waitress while you order a drink from the bar. When you text and drive your dick can take the wheel, so you can use both hands and focus on your tweets. That's a swagger dagger.
I rolled up to my girls house about 2 am and stabbed her with my Swagger Dagger. Ray's got game, but when when my ex rolls up with that swagger my panties drop by themself.
Swagger Dagger by Young Yu August 31, 2014

Swagger Dagger 

The article of clothing that makes the whole outfit full of swagger. It complements everything else, and without it, there would be little or no swagger at all. Some people have more than one Swagger Dagger.
Man, that dudes swagged out.

Yeah, but his snapback is his Swagger Dagger.
Swagger Dagger by SwaggerMaster510 August 11, 2011

Swagger dagger 

Some part of a person's personality, clothing, apparell or general appearance that kills any swag they would've or could've had without it
That guy's dumbass fedora is a total swagger dagger, how cool would that suit look without it!?

Anything a hipster wears or does is a swagger dagger

swagger dagger 

Noun:One swag ass dick, lady killers ultimate tool
verb: getting a chick so turned on during fore play that she throws out the rule book I.e. No intercourse ,no anal, tit jobs ect.
Gurl he stabbed me in the back with that swagger dagger

i got too much swagger for the dagger 

If ur about to get stabbed just say “I got too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave you alone
Example from danganronpa
Sayaka: I got too much swagger for the dagger
11037: oh shit sorry bae

Swagger like a Dagger 

Having a swag as sharp as a Dagger, very sick swag

commenly used as a expression
Haig: Swagger like a Dagger brahh
George: ahh yea
Swagger like a Dagger by Konman Jr October 29, 2010
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