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cyberblocker 

A person who prevents another from having cybersex via unwelcomed words, actions or simply the sheer presence of being nearby.
I was about to hook up with BigVixen2742, and then littlepinocchio625 had to butt into the conversation with his views of how photon torpedos wouldn't be possible in a near-space atmosphere, and bam! BigVixen2742 suddenly logged out. I hate that cyberblocker littlepinocchio625! He always seems to do that to me.
cyberblocker by Bobtography May 18, 2010
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cyberslacker 

One who uses the internet for the sole purpose of doing nothing.
"I logged onto my 14.4k net connection and sat, staring at my screensaver - blocking up my phone line until the modem imploded."

Cybermocker 

Virtual-based mockery through a website or social media posts, focused on a person, place or thing by posting true and accurate quotes, images, video which serve to shed the "target" of the mockery in a humorous light. A Cybermocker depends heavily on pointing out ironic and contradictory information about a person, particularly if that information was originally created or posted by the "target". Unlike Cyberstalking, which is a crime, there is not an element of anonymity or threat in Cybermocking. Cybermocking is particularly effective at detecting thin skin, pomposity, self importance and embellishment. Cybermocking is a First Amendment protected form of Speech.
Examples of Cybermocker would be someone posting at a John Kerry related site: "I voted for the bill before I voted against it". The author of an article in Slate magazine on the complete "Bushisms" is a Cybermocker.
Cybermocker by MongCon August 25, 2013

cyberslacker 

A person too lazy to get quality porn.
cyberslacker by G September 29, 2003

cyberslacker 

"What a cyberslacker Neil Houghton is"
cyberslacker by Anne Onymus September 30, 2003

Cyberlocker 

The nasty name for a file sharing site. A One [Click Hosting] site like Mediafire or Rapidshare is called a Cyberlocker by Authorities and anyone describing the website as a place to share warez (unlike Dropbox which is commonly used for personal storage or slightly public sharing only)
Cyberlocker Megaupload has been shut down by communists.
Cyberlocker by Cask September 22, 2012
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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