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Jesus.
Complete awesome amazingness.
The best person to ever walk the earth.
Actually, even better than Jesus.
Super Duper, and even Uber.
Priest: Our lord in savior, Cwiok Christ.
Guy1: This church is cwiok.
Guy2: Ikr
Guy1:did you just use AIM talk out loud?
guy2:yes
Guy1:I think I have to use my super cwiok powers to kill you.
cwiok by Josus April 18, 2008
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pulling a cwieka 

the act of over writing on an essay, report and/or an essay question. act of writing much more than what is expected of you.
Guy 1 : I wrote 2 pages in class today.
Guy 2 : I wrote 6 pages.
Guy 1 : Wow ! You're totally pulling a cwieka !

Guy 2: My paper was 13 pages. And I didn't even write my conclusion yet.
Guy 1: I finished my whole paper and its only 8 pages.
pulling a cwieka by Rishivishy December 17, 2011
Related Words
cwiok • Cwookie • chioke • Cwiak • ciok • ciokki • cwik • cwinkee • cwinkie • G-CWOK
A legit dude who's all around friends with everyone
Person 1: Chioke is a sexy beast
Person 2: Um okay?
Chioke by Legit SON December 2, 2011
Gay Couple With Out Kids. Leisurely,Impeccible taste and plenty of money to spend on fashion, art and travel because they don't have kids.(as seen on How I Met Your Mother)
I moved my antique store to the village because all the G-CWOKs live there and they got money to spend!
G-CWOK by Robbrulz May 12, 2008
V. - straining a muscle while doing non-strenous activity
Dude, I cwiked my back while shampooing my hair this morning
cwik by johnl1479 December 28, 2007
To have a huge cock and not know how to use it
She said it was huge, but didn't know where to put it, total cwiak
Cwiak by Sierra douche October 26, 2020
A Chioke, is a cool person, that you've never met but talked to online alot
i talk to chioke alot, we've never met but he gives me advice, he is also very persnickety
chioke by the dude2222222 July 7, 2004
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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