cwhnd 

cwhnd (noun) : stands for child with a health nut dad. someone who has grown up with a father who forced them into doing many sports and also enforced healthy eating on them.

'Did you see that girl? Why was she crying, that's so weird?'
'She's a cwhnd respect her struggle'
'I had no idea, I'm so sorry! She's been through so much'

cwhnd by javian69 May 16, 2021

Danielle Cohndoms 

Condoms made for teenagers that just don’t fucking work at all.

Wow those Danielle Cohndoms got my seventh grade girlfriend pregnant the first try!

Danielle Cohndoms by 0C April 13, 2019

cwnd

getting ownd or pwnd by a flying traffic cone

ed:hey i ted i got cwnd on halo 3 yesterday

ted:ha stubid n00b

cwnd by xXLiLxCholoXx July 1, 2008

cwnd

HTML code owning you.

this html is so hard, i'm getting cwnd.

cwnd by asherj123 January 11, 2009

cwnd

"Coned," used in 1337 speak as a synonym or intensifier for "ownd" (owned).

Dude, you just got ownd, pwnd, and ice cream cwnd.

cwnd by Mightybjorn March 23, 2004

cwnd

Pronounced "cooned." Used when a black person has pwnd you.

White Friend: "Man I didn't get the job because a black person was applying for the same position, and affirmative action got him the job instead."

Me: "CWND!"

cwnd by Jack IsOff June 11, 2006