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cuttie monster 

to be a ukrainian idiot with no common sense. able to be manipulated easily.

(n) an idiot that carries a dissproportiante A. feels the need to point out things like only an idiot would do.
reacts violently to the snapping of fingers beside his head. its is said that this goes back to 1546 A.D. when the Badads were still in power in the ukraine. (see the rise of the dads) ukrainians like boyko will react hostile if faced with this action so it must be approached with caution, however it has been done on several occasions.

(v) to kick it boyko style means to act like a total fool.
And has gotten tons of pussy in Europe.
Man, wtf ronaldo, you are the cuttie monster.

Andrew, stop your not the cuttie monster I'am.

Damn, I cannot believe you know the cuttie monster.
cuttie monster by David Jorge December 16, 2007
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Cutiemonster

A Cutiemonster is a cute girl who is so sweet and so cute, it hurts just to look at her. She is beautiful in every single way imaginable. The type of girl who makes your palms sweaty and your heart skip a beat. Despite this fact she will never admit to her own beauty or use it incorrectly.There are only a few of them left on this planet and they tend to have special abilities, including the ability to make you fall in love. It is said that Cutiemonsters created rainbows because of their love of colors, simply by wishing upon them.
The term Cutiemonster is actually Tongue-in-cheek.

Me: is my Cutiemonster cute?
Cutiemonster: nope
Me: awwh how cute :
Cutiemonster by MinionPino! March 22, 2010