curmi 

The 'sparkly' sensation that flashes in front of your eyes when you stand up too fast, particularly after having spent a long period of time with your elbows resting on your knees during an extended toilet sitting.

Usually accompanied by a 'pins and needles' sensation in either (or both) feet.

Despite having completed all the Ridge Racer challenge courses, Jamie's curmi meant that he couldn't enjoy the experience... or walk.

curmi by elroyel1327 December 13, 2008

cumiahrrea 

When you run your mouth so much the company you work for is forced to fire you from your multimillion dollar, 15 hour work week job

I had such a bad case of cumiahrrea on Twitter last night, that my boss fired me by email the next morning

cumiahrrea by JimMorton August 31, 2016

Mary Carmichael 

Mary is a basic ass hooker on a site called "ROBLOX" she is a very slutty person and sleeps with every man she could sleep with.

Goran: Mary wanna fuck?
Mary Carmichael: *pulls off panties*
Goran: (^:

Mary Carmichael by Abloogough July 23, 2017

Corminator 

Cormac Branagan or the ‘Corminator” is a fictional character from the tv3 series Tallafornia. Cormac may be a renowned playboy inside and outside of the tallafornia house, but by day he moonlights from awesome as a taxi driver. It’s widely known that Cormac is willing to accepting eggs as payment for his cab journeys. His mother is a born and raised, proud Branagan hen, who raised and instilled in him the values of being a crafty cock in the egg selling business. In a recent interview, the philanderer insisted he was taking a break from his lavish lifestyle to focus on his career.
“Only thing I’m layin is eggs y’ano, gotta make the dollaaa”
The Tallaght local is quite a respected businessman at his home of Old Mac Donald’s farm and has seduced many a lovely hen there. Here a hen. Anywhere a hen-hen..

Hence, his understandable cockiness when he once stated; “I could mooch any bird”

Cormac was introdouched into the modeling industry at a young age. Since then he has appeared in numerous magazine and television commercials. His big screen debut came in a Kellogg’s promotion, in which, Cormac posed as the iconic cock, earning him the nickname ‘cormflake.’

“Would ya look at that dick on my cereal box”?

“No man, that’s the cock from tallafornia”

...

"The Corminator"

Corminator by Amzz112 August 4, 2012

Kamikaze (aka Cumikaze)

the act of cuming in a girls asshole and then eating her asshole out afterwards and in the process you accidently swallow a cum load of your own seamen

levi: ryan i seriously cant believe you had sex with stuphanies rat infested qwatch, why would you do that to your self?

ryan: thats not even the worst part!

levi: why what else happened?

ryan: because her vaj smelt like a homeless shelter, i decided to jam her ass clam.

levi: that sounds chill.

ryan: and then i ate her butthole out and swallowed a metric full of butt crust and seamen.

levi: that sounds not chill, kamikazes usually arent

ryan: more like Cumikaze

Kamikaze (aka cumikaze)

Kamikaze (aka Cumikaze) by soft and simple July 4, 2011

Carmina 

The most amazing, beautiful, intelligent girl you could ever ask for. Carmina is there to cheer up the ones in sorrow. She is the most caring friend anyone could ever meet. Carmina is the one walking the hallways at school with the kind, beautiful... Everyone and anyone will love her calm, sensitive heart of hers! She's one of the most caring people you'll meet, fights for her friends, but forgets about her own feelings. She's always giving advice to friends and listening to them without even thinking about her own feelings or problems. She feels like a burden when she talks about her feelings so instead, she prefers to smile and act okay. Everyone takes her self-degrading jokes lightly, but few know how insecure she truly is. Most people take her jokes lightly, and only worry sometimes. She tries to only trust a few people because she's scared of being attached and then being left alone. She knows she has friends who are always there for her, but she still thinks she has to fight her battles alone. She tends to have sudden periods of depression and pure sadness, where she smiles even though she's a second away from shattering. She fights for what she believes in and for everyone she loves. She can be a bit impulsive, but that's just her being silly. Her heart is fragile, and she loves all her friends. She would rather be in pain forever rather than watch one of her friends suffer. When she truly falls, she falls completely without looking back.

Damn! That carmina 's is so fragile

Carmina by Artemis myoung June 7, 2021

Curmish

A word that can be used by all ages. Tis a
wild card in the English language. Means
anything you want it to. Actual meaning
changes and is never disclosed to others.

I am having a very curmish day.

Curmish by Curman July 5, 2022