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cunt teaser 

The male opposite of a cock tease. These men will do anyting to get you off, but when you want to fuck them, they'll say no with some lame excuse about being married or something.
"I met the hottest guy last night at the club! We've been dancing and flirting all night and when I was so wet that I wanted him right there and then, he told me he had to go home to his wife"

"What a cunt teaser"
cunt teaser by A man May 13, 2005
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cunt-tease

Male version of a cocktease. He flirts with girls, excites them and wont give em any.

Other names,

Pussytease
Snatchtease
Poontease
Poontangtease
Vaginatease
Bitchtease

The list goes on.
He rubs me up and down but never goes to the candy store!
cunt-tease by Frustrated September 29, 2003

cunt tease 

See cock tease. A male, usually more attractive and confident in nature than a female, who manipulates her. May also be used in a sexual context when a man is unable to perform or performs inadequately.
She thought he was really into her, but it turned out her was only a cunt tease.
cunt tease by Meggs September 23, 2005

Cunt Tease 

The Male equivalent of a cock tease. A sexy man who refuses to date other women keeping himself to himself and not sharing the bounty with others.
Eric and Andy next door are cunt teases!
Cunt Tease by Claire & Michelle December 9, 2008

cunt tease 

I female that appears to be a lesbian and hits on other lesbians. But when the second lesbian tries to get sexual and the first lesbian then stops her, the first lesbian is now a cunt tease. She was teasing the second lesbian's cunt.
Susan thought she would have sex with Amy, but Susan soon found out Amy was just another cunt tease.
cunt tease by Timmy6981 January 18, 2006

cunttease 

Similar to cocktease, only the girl is being led to believe that she stands a chance with the guy or girl flirting with her
That cunttease went and bought me two shots and I ended up sleeping with his friend when he went home with another girl.
cunttease by COLsass June 10, 2005

cunttease 

1) the rare case in which a guy flirts with a girl and hints at a desire to have sex with her only to back out when approached with the offer

2) male version of a cocktease...but worse cuz it's a guy who should tap that if he can
"OMG! Devon is such a cunttease! Every time I think we're gonna have sex, he totally pussies out!"
cunttease by FMGplz October 2, 2008
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