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cunt storm

A girl who squirts so intensely during intercourse, the word "storm" must used to describe it. Often accompanied by loud queefs or farts which represent thunder.
P1. Hey man how did it go with that girl last night?

P2. Aww man she cunt stormed my bed so bad I'm going to have to buy a new mattress
by bitgod August 15, 2009
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Asian Cunt Storm

A multitude (5 at least) of transsexual and/or transvestite elderly Asians partaking in a shameless and sweaty orgy in a cramped space.
"Dude, last night i found an Asian cunt storm in my car!"
by Mocha Sip March 2, 2011
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cuntstomer

A customer that is rude, difficult and an allround a cunt.
That guy is such a cuntstomer, a hate serving him.
by Galawh October 31, 2018
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cuntstomer

Customer + Cunt = Cuntstomer. Describes retail customers who think you should wait on them hand and foot. Especially try to act like they know more than you when they ask you a question.
I told the cuntstomer we don't return Betamax players, especially ones without reciepts.

Circuit City has a lot of cuntstomers.
by mistahtom November 29, 2005
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cuntstomer

A customer so vile and unpleasant that every attempt to help them with their particular problem only results in frustration and anger. At times it feels as though one is talking with a solid wall of stupid while attempting to help this type of person.
That cuntstomer didn't understand that without a receipt there was very little we could do for them.
by JJJHSwalker October 24, 2010
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cuntstomer

a customer who is an absolue c*nt, who is obnoxious for no good reason...giving meaning to the anti term the customer is never right.
gees guys I can you help me out? that cuntstomer has ruined my day.
by v_isa January 18, 2010
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cuntstomer

abusive, unreasonable customer who is acting like a cunt.
I have to go and serve those fucking cuntstomers today!
by cuntstomer service June 13, 2012
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