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The foods that were eaten as a matter of course a hundred years ago but have lost favour with modern audiences, mainly because our palates have changed. Secondary meaning: The shifting of the cultural palate.

Eg: "I couldn't stand to eat all that cunkage. Tripe is just revolting to me."

Eg2: "Cunkage led to liver and kidney dishes losing popularity on the dinner table."

cunkage by napalmnacey November 11, 2014

Words you can keep

Cuntageous

You are so much of a cunt that other women around you also become cunts.

Julie and Ericka just ripped me a new asshole, what happened?

They have been hanging with Beth, that bitch is cuntageous!

Cuntageous by DAVnCHAINS December 8, 2010

Related Words

cunkage • cuntages • cuntageous • Cuntager • chunkage • Cuckage • cuntage cheese • Cuntageddon • Cuntage Overload • Holy Cuntage

chunkage

Vomit, barf

Garth: WHOA!! WHOA!! I'M GONNA HURL!! (pause) Whoo, chunkage contained...

chunkage by Mike January 18, 2004

cuntageous

Female genitalia infected with a Sexually Transmitted Disease

Man, don't go near her with your dick, she's cuntageous.

cuntageous by Billy The FIsh March 17, 2003

cuntage cheese

The white residue left on a pussy after running, workout, or a long day. similar to fromunda cheese, but for girls

I was going to go down on her, then i noticed the cuntage cheese and made a smart decision

cuntage cheese by purpslyconfusd1369 March 15, 2010

cuntage

Plural collective term of cunt. not literally. Used in particular in describe a bunch of tossers (again not literally..well..)

you walk into what u think is a normal pub, but it turns out that everyone is a wannabe-DJ-with-an-aloof-manner and you say, "Boy, there's a lot of cuntage here tonight."

cuntage by maculate February 6, 2005

Cuckage

The noun form of the word cuck (when someone screws you over for no reason at all.)

1: My boyfriend ignored me at the play I paid $15 to see tonight!

2: man, that’s absolute cuckage!

Cuckage by DEAFinitions March 2, 2019

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026