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Cuddlecock

The intimate act of cuddleing or snuggling when your loved one is hard insdie of you.
Master Jasper, "I need to be close to you, my Dove..."

Master Jasper penetrated Bella, holding her close, as they watched the film.

"I love it when you cuddlecock me, Master," Bella cawed.
Cuddlecock by Clurrabella_ December 4, 2009

CoddleRock 

Music written, produced, performed and consumed by Milleninals. Instrumentation typically includes light synthesizers/samplers, cajon box drum for 'acoustic percussion', cheap drum machines, acoustic or clean electric guitars. Light auto-tune may be used if needed. Absent are electric guitars, Marshall full or half stacks, real drums and vocals that require any lung capacity.
My boyfriend is in a coddlerock band. They play everything from Justin Bieber to Chainsmokers.
CoddleRock by mostlymostly April 20, 2018

Cuddlecock

A flaccid penis — especially in the context of poor sexual performance.
‘The missus fancied a shag last Tuesday, but I had a bad case of the cuddlecock after a night of hard drinking.’

Sorry dear, but it seems I’m cuddlecocked.’
Cuddlecock by durdledoo October 18, 2020

cuddlelocked 

The state of being unable to move due to a pet sleeping or cuddling up to, or on; you or a limb. May also apply to humans.
“Hey homie, get out here, they got a motherfuckin’ firing squad out here!”
“Can’t man, I’m cuddlelocked.”
cuddlelocked by bubblegumpunkk December 1, 2021
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026