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cuddle rock 

Lame ass music frat boys play for drunk sluts to appear sensitive and gentle when the real intentions are roofies and rape.
"He put on the cuddle rock and I felt sooo safe, then I woke up panties around my ankles in the ally"
cuddle rock by O.D.B.O.D'd December 21, 2016
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Cuddlecock

The intimate act of cuddleing or snuggling when your loved one is hard insdie of you.
Master Jasper, "I need to be close to you, my Dove..."

Master Jasper penetrated Bella, holding her close, as they watched the film.

"I love it when you cuddlecock me, Master," Bella cawed.
Cuddlecock by Clurrabella_ December 4, 2009

CoddleRock 

Music written, produced, performed and consumed by Milleninals. Instrumentation typically includes light synthesizers/samplers, cajon box drum for 'acoustic percussion', cheap drum machines, acoustic or clean electric guitars. Light auto-tune may be used if needed. Absent are electric guitars, Marshall full or half stacks, real drums and vocals that require any lung capacity.
My boyfriend is in a coddlerock band. They play everything from Justin Bieber to Chainsmokers.
CoddleRock by mostlymostly April 20, 2018

Cuddlecock

A flaccid penis — especially in the context of poor sexual performance.
‘The missus fancied a shag last Tuesday, but I had a bad case of the cuddlecock after a night of hard drinking.’

‘Sorry dear, but it seems I’m cuddlecocked.’
Cuddlecock by durdledoo October 18, 2020

cuddlelocked 

The state of being unable to move due to a pet sleeping or cuddling up to, or on; you or a limb. May also apply to humans.
“Hey homie, get out here, they got a motherfuckin’ firing squad out here!”
“Can’t man, I’m cuddlelocked.”
cuddlelocked by bubblegumpunkk December 1, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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