cuddle rock

Lame ass music frat boys play for drunk sluts to appear sensitive and gentle when the real intentions are roofies and rape.

"He put on the cuddle rock and I felt sooo safe, then I woke up panties around my ankles in the ally"

by O.D.B.O.D'd December 21, 2016

Cuddlecock

The intimate act of cuddleing or snuggling when your loved one is hard insdie of you.

Master Jasper, "I need to be close to you, my Dove..."

Master Jasper penetrated Bella, holding her close, as they watched the film.

"I love it when you cuddlecock me, Master," Bella cawed.

by Clurrabella_ December 4, 2009

CoddleRock

Music written, produced, performed and consumed by Milleninals. Instrumentation typically includes light synthesizers/samplers, cajon box drum for 'acoustic percussion', cheap drum machines, acoustic or clean electric guitars. Light auto-tune may be used if needed. Absent are electric guitars, Marshall full or half stacks, real drums and vocals that require any lung capacity.

My boyfriend is in a coddlerock band. They play everything from Justin Bieber to Chainsmokers.

by mostlymostly April 20, 2018

Cuddlecock

A flaccid penis — especially in the context of poor sexual performance.

‘The missus fancied a shag last Tuesday, but I had a bad case of the cuddlecock after a night of hard drinking.’

‘Sorry dear, but it seems I’m cuddlecocked.’

by durdledoo October 18, 2020

cuddlelocked

The state of being unable to move due to a pet sleeping or cuddling up to, or on; you or a limb. May also apply to humans.

“Hey homie, get out here, they got a motherfuckin’ firing squad out here!”
“Can’t man, I’m cuddlelocked.”

by bubblegumpunkk December 1, 2021