A young male with no common sense usually spends his days violently masterbating or playing video games. He only thinks about himself and thinks he's "the shit". He spends a very little time working out thinking that it will make a huge difference. He drinks pussy powder by the gallon and enjoys putting miscellaneous objects into his ass. He is a down right dirty and usless like some crotches.
by Gargles June 14, 2017
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Get the Crotch Christians mug.A more "embellished" phrase of the classic saying "Holy shit"!
An example of when to use it would be after excessive amounts of exertion to illustrate the mixture of exhaustion and lack of giving a crap about whats coming out of your mouth.
An example of when to use it would be after excessive amounts of exertion to illustrate the mixture of exhaustion and lack of giving a crap about whats coming out of your mouth.
1) "Holy christ on a crotch! You almost got pancaked by that car!"
2) "Holy Christ on a Crotch, 'huff', thats a lotta stairs!"
2) "Holy Christ on a Crotch, 'huff', thats a lotta stairs!"
by Grenstone September 23, 2011
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Get the christ's crappin' crotch mug.Robin: Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch Batman! The Joker really clobbered you with that one!
Batman: Shut the fuck up Robin.
Batman: Shut the fuck up Robin.
by Anthony Gally August 3, 2007
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