crotch bulge

A large, pertruding bump from a male's genital region. In best cases it will be noticeable from over 25 feets away. Basically, the best thing in the world.

boy 1: dammit man, look at his crotch bulge... I could never compete with that :(

crotch bulge by Erica :] September 9, 2006

crotchbulge 

the bulge that is divulged in the crotch area by various objects (i.e. an erect penis, socks, pants, puppets, etc.)

Mackinley was so drawn to Mike's crotchbulge that she pulled down his pants, only to discover a sock puppet inside.

crotchbulge by Schnizzle July 21, 2004

crotchbulge 

1. (noun) A slang term synonymous with crapping one's pants.

My wife got a nasty crotchbulge last week while I was reading in the shitter. I didn't get sex for a week because of that!

crotchbulge by Pea Tear Griffyn August 9, 2004

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022