crooked cunt 

Tilted cervix. Where a woman's cervix tilts toward the rear of her body instead of towards the front of her body. This results in a male partner feeling like he is bottoming out in her vagina.

"Dude, I was hittin it so hard, I felt I was bottoming out, It's like she's got a crooked cunt or something."

crooked cunt by schonstraws October 23, 2012

Cooked cunt 

Someone that is fried on drugs, usually meth or weed. Often looks and acts mentally disabled.

"Fuck off ya cooked cunt, ya nearly broke the bong"

Often used in a friendly way amongst Australians. "How ya been ya cooked cunt?"

Cooked cunt by bunchbiccedcunts May 14, 2015

Cooked Cunt 

A Australian male (sometimes female) who is either high on drugs, or who's brain is deflated due to drugs, found in large numbers at any (mainly) EDM festivals or raves

1: Hey man did you go to future music?

2: Yea dude soo many Cooked Cunts

1: Hey bro you want to buy any dingers?

2: Fuck off daymo you Cooked Cunt

Cooked Cunt by CraigYo999 May 25, 2014

Cooked cunt 

Someone who is so over tired, that one of or both forms of mental and or physical retardness has developed and taken control of the nervous system. Often seen in shift workers in a government capacity.

Hey have you heard Bryce talking shit? Yeah, he's one cooked cunt.

Cooked cunt by cool cunt klint November 5, 2016

Cooked cunt 

Either a junkie or a pill popper who acts in a mentally deranged way. Can also refer to someone not necessarily on drugs who is mentally deranged.

I just got jumped by some cooked cunt who wanted money for meth.

Did you see that cooked cunt yelling at everyone about Chemtrails the other day?

Cooked cunt by Pax1741 January 1, 2022

Cooked cunt 

A stingy little cunt usually always loves smoking others buds cause is always sick when it coke time to work

A cooked cunt is usually always named Ethan and like to think he’s a little sick cunt

Fucking hell Ethan your a little cooked cunt

Cooked cunt by The thuth speaker June 14, 2022

Get Cooked Cunt 

An Australian way of saying "Go Fuck Yourself".

Get Cooked meaning to go get Drunk, High, Hungover, etc

Person 1: What are you doing? we were friends!
Person 2: Get cooked cunt, I'm outta this joint. Don't want my cover blown.

Get Cooked Cunt by TradStick49 November 27, 2023