Crisp ass

Damn, I just wanna take a bite out of that crisp ass!
by A-mazz-ing February 04, 2017
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ass crisps

When one does not whipe properly and leaves shit all over their asshole and allows it to dry. Friction then causes a flaking of the dried poo and accumulates in ones underwear, often in a fine powder.
After john found out he had ass crisps he sprinkled them all over my chocolate cake.
by splosion squad September 26, 2009
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