crinklaw

Crinklaw is the strangest person you will ever meet. He is shy at first and only plays video games. But you realize he is smart and funny and a great friend. He people to make jokes at his expense and is very humble. He will be your friend through thick and thin.

"Crinklaw is a great guy."
"Yeah I know, he boosted me to diamond in LoL."

crinklaw by kilmyself May 9, 2018

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Crinklewink

1. A nasty, brutish person. Often British.
2. Ed Sheeran

Person 1: "Do you know that guy Jonathan?"
Person 2: "Yeah i know him. He's such a fucking crinklewink"

Crinklewink by Exvidead January 5, 2021

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crinklewinkle

Codeword for a guy you like. Your best- friends ex whom she says to "go after"

"What are we supposed to call him so he doesn't catch on?"

"Crinklewinkle!"

crinklewinkle by yagirlyas September 18, 2020

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crinkla

The shortened term for Crinkler, a person with a baby kink. The enjoyment of wearing diapers, treated like a baby etc.

You see son, I was once a Crinkla myself!

crinkla by Mr.Motionless April 18, 2022

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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