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cringle cringle 

The sound you make when you have sex but out of condoms so you use a plastic bag instead.
My roommate is so horny he used up all of his condoms. So when he brought a bagel over last night I couldn't sleep due to the sound of cringle cringle.
cringle cringle by bluejayp12 September 12, 2016
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Cri-cringle-brekk 

being so disassociated with your mind and body that you can no longer distinguish between fact,fiction, life and death
"mate are you still with us ?"
uhhh....cri-cringle-brekk?"
A person that doesn't lose their virginity until they are 53 or above, and weight is above 400 pounds
"That guy is such a freaking Cringle"
Cringle by Bambi Cock June 12, 2019
The CRINGLE is when the man finishes his load on a womans chin ear to ear much like the beard of Chris Cringle (Santa) it is a seasonal finishing move.
After all that make up sex I gave that bitch a cringle! and promised a pearl necklace next time.
cringle by Dave December 16, 2004

Cringle pringle 

When something is absurdly cringe.
The constant and usually spontaneous twitching and slight circular motion of the toes when love is felt.
Bob: Dude! You're cringling your toes wrong!
Ben: Then how do you do it??

Bob: You gotta make sure you twitch your toes in a slight circular motion! *demonstrates* See? NOW you're doing the cringle!

Ben: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. *obnoxious laughter*
Both: BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA. roflmao
Cringle by TheWhippersnapperss April 4, 2010

Chris Cringle Cooked

When you get so fried off the ganja weed that you age 45 years and become the man whom delivers the presents to the children. You grow a beard of kush and fly away off a cloud off cannabis gas.
I got so chris cringle cooked last night that when I woke up, I had a full white beard and had to shave it off!
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