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crindu

The Ultimate Word, the ultimate insult.
The origins of this strange word all point to me!
No nicking this amazing word, but use at your leisure.
Oi, crindu!
Shut up, crindu!
Blud, blud, blud, your dissing your crindu!
Stupid crindu!
Crindus!!!!!!
by The Gurumaraheshiyogi February 2, 2004
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Cringus-susus-Simpus-Maximeus-stultus

Er ist ein Simp!!!
Er simpt alle Mädchen der Klasse an!!!
Cringus-susus-Simpus-Maximeus-stultus ist ein Simp!!!
by schneilu May 6, 2022
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Crindle

Two separate beings that act as one single entity. While separated they are fragile and weak. But while together, their chi aligns as one and they become literally insane.

They cause physical and emotional chaos to their surroundings and inevitably perform "the Crindle" on any and all bystanders. The crindle is best described as a 3-person sex position where the Crindle suspend their victim horizontally between themselves while rapidly vibrating and vociferating.

The two-being entity known as the Crindle, once thought to be merely a hybrid-myth based off mistellings of the story of Castor and Pollux (The Gemini in greek mythology).

At times, the Crindle show deep rivalry between each other and other times they show a stronger bond than siblings. The Crindle generally has one superior half while the other half shadows him. The position of the shadow Crindle may transfer according to which Crindle is more capable in their goal.

The "Super Crindle" appears when neither Crindle can out-shadow the other, but instead appear to be two equal halves of a whole. The Super crindle is thought to appear in the end times--Armageddon. The Super Crindle is too complex and terrifying to be described using mundane language.
Those two delinquents are real crindles.
by Nagol! April 11, 2010
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Cringular

When something is shaped like cringe.
John: Hey remember that time Jeb Bush begged all those people to clap for his lame speech?
Jane: Oh yeah, Jeb is so cringe. He's cringular shaped.

John: What the fuck is wrong with you, stop trying to make cringular a thing. It's not gonna be a thing.
by Dripponi March 22, 2022
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Cringus

Hot or Iced beverage composed of ground coffee beans.
"That's a nice cup of cringus you got there."
by IcedCringus July 23, 2020
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Chinduism

The religion of chindus. With specific guide lines to a spritually cleansing life and practise of the belief.

1) Mountain Dew
2) WE LUV DA FRIED RICE
3) The hills are alive with the sound of pants

4) many chins
bob: what religion are you?

Marley: chinduism. i am a chinduist
bob: okay. thats cool
by chinduist May 22, 2011
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Chrinduism

Chrinduism, an ancient religion dating back to times before any knowledge was even known, relations that consist of aspects from both the religions of Christianity and Hinduism. In this religion, you must worship the Divine Trinity, The Lord our God, Mohandas Christ The Son of God, and The Cow. Followers of this religion are commonly referred to as Chrindis. Chrinduism is mainly practiced in Pakistan.
Man, I love visiting my local Pakistani-an church to practice some good o'l fashion Chrinduism.
by The c0W November 17, 2020
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