A mole-like entity, who knows nothing but good morals, patience, and proper courtship. He is a pimp among pimps, and thus has a strong pimp hand to accompany his societal status.
"You saved my dog from being run over by a bulldozer! You're such a sweet, kind-hearted Criffer!"

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by FoundingFatherss June 23, 2010
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