An irrational fear or intense dislike of open-fronted summer footwear, especially ugly sandals. From the Latin 'Crepida' (shoe comprising a sole tied on with straps/thong) + phobia (irrational fear).
"Dave always eschewed a beach holiday because of his crepidaphobia."
"Keith, why the f*ck are you wearing wellies in mid June, you tw*t? You need to see a doctor about your bleedin' crepidaphobia."
"Keith, why the f*ck are you wearing wellies in mid June, you tw*t? You need to see a doctor about your bleedin' crepidaphobia."
by Isla Grayne December 03, 2024