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crackdar 

The ability to perceive the signs that a neighbourhood or area has gone over to the crack trade.

The ability to perceive serious hard drug use in others.
"Wow, my crackdar really must be off! I totally missed that girl's track marks and the wasted guy passed out in the parking lot."

"Don't you know she's got a serious drug problem? Dude, what's wrong with your crackdar?"
crackdar by MonsieurT October 4, 2008
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An area also known as Parkdale in downtown Toronto, Canada. Known for its superb crack, high crime/welfare rates and cheap prostitues.
"Yooooo, Im heading down to Crackdale, who wants some cheap Queen and Lansdowne rock?"
Crackdale by Annie-Banannie May 15, 2005

Crackarrhea 

When you take a hit of crack, smell crack or just think about smoking crack and instantly get the urge to shit or get explosive diarrhea.
Danny boy cashed in enough cans to get a $20 rock and the thought of coppin alone gave him crackarrhea
Crackarrhea by cookiesandtits March 31, 2019

Crackyard 

1. The backyard of that one junkie neighbour that always drinks and smokes

2. The yard that the guy who sells drugs lives at
Joey: Our ball landed in Mr. Johnson’s house
William: Nah forget it! We’re not going into that crackyard just to get that cheap ball back

David: I’d like some cocaine
Dealer: Nah bro! Keep getting caught selling drugs here, you have to visit me in my crackyard to get it
David: FUCK!
Crackyard by This-user-likes-pvz October 13, 2023

cracktard 

1. One who is simultaneously acting like a fool and is exhibiting the sense and actions of a crack fiend.

Related to cracktaculous and crunktunculous.
"That guy over there, yammering away and picking fights with gangstas, is a cracktard."
cracktard by bad daddy April 13, 2005

crackaroons 

Macaroons which Piper makes that are so ridiculously good they must be made with crack.
Dang Piper, these ain't no macaroons, them are crackaroons!
crackaroons by Isam Qahwash July 7, 2008

crackfart 

The most putrid,& foul odor one can produce out of his/her body! Easily distinguished by the length and type of noise made during its release...
They usualy last between 10 to 30 seconds and sound sort of like a mouse on a motorcycle.( A Jap bike, not a Harley).
Caution: The silent, Hot ones are deadly!!!
Tyrone just knew his life would be great after he cleared out the entire Bank with just one "Crackfart"!!!
crackfart by mavros April 22, 2006
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