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Waiter's Crack 

A severe chaffing or irritation of the anal area due to a combination anal hair, moist conditions and quick movement. usually occurs during busy or extended sessions of waiting tables. Usually causes great discomfort and can affect an individual's walk while symptom's are persist. Generally affects men. Also known as waiter's butt or waiter's ass
I think Steve has waiter's crack, look at the way he is walking.
Waiter's Crack by Cuchara October 10, 2006

Waiter's Crack 

A compound formed from ass sweat and feces trapped in pubic hair of the male ass crack during periods of exertion. This term was coined by restaurant servers who frequently suffer from the condition. See also loin gravy.
A double shift at Chili's is a recipe for a wicked case of Waiter's Crack.
Waiter's Crack by Jake September 8, 2004

Crackwater

Vitamin water, name comes from highly addictive nature of the drink
alison: "hey guys im totally pooched from the workout"
ryan: "well you need some crackwater"
Crackwater by t8st-salad December 24, 2008

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026