cowbiker

noun

1. one who dons cycling shorts and a wide brim hat while operating a bicycle with inverted handle bars. Frequently bearded and wearing gold rimmed aviator sunglasses.

2. a cow that rides a bike (duh!)

Hey! Look at that hipster assclown in the day-glo tights and the Stetson. Nice glasses... jackass cowbiker.

by cappycap January 26, 2010