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Cow-Mo is a subgenre of country music that is a mix of country and emo. This genre of of country music got it first start in early 2004 among county singers that wanted be more in vain of new age light rock and emo then the county music of past. The musical beginnings (both in music and fashion) of Cow-Mo had a somewhat slow start but really begin to take off in great part to the mainstream reach of county and its divestment in the wake of American idol in the mid-00's.

see Rascal Flatts and Keith Urban
look at that gay pinkneck cow-mo prancing down the street.
cow-mo by ita sucks February 2, 2008
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cow morgan 

A fat ugly person that dedicates their life to ruin children's lives by teaching german.
Oh shit cow morgans coming, ruin!
cow morgan by Cow morgan December 8, 2016

Cow Moolestor 

One who partakes in the molestation of cows.
Billy is considered a Cow Moolestor because of the way he forcefully received his milk

africa cow monkey 

Holy shit that is one crazy africa cow monkey!
africa cow monkey by LlamaJr January 5, 2011

Lemon Cow Moment

A better version of poggers. Use it when you see something so epic you gotta rip a fat lemon cow moment.
Guy 1: "Bro! I just fucked Kylie Jenner!"

Guy 2: "Holy shit! That's a lemon cow moment!"
Lemon Cow Moment by rider35 March 2, 2021

holy cow monkeys 

Holy cow monkeys, did you see that!?!?!

cow moose 

A straple like creature that has a leftovers hair cut and is one ugly dude
A cow moose walked by me.