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cougar tan 

Function: noun
1 : the dark, leather-like quality of the chest/neck area of older woman who tan entirely too much
2 : the kind of tan you get when you accidentally get too much sun ONLY on your cleavage (as farmer tan is for arms-only tans)
Q: Hey sis, why is your chest so... uh... dark?
A: I was out working in the yard, but I had a long-sleeve v-neck on, so I ended up with a cougar tan.
cougar tan by Nips Ahoy March 30, 2010
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Cougarrand 

/kroo-guh-rand/

A gift or money, of relatively high value, given to a younger man from an older woman in exchange for ‘social services'.
Juan had some serious cougarrand on his wrist yesterday, apparently he received a Rolex from his cougar lady friend.
Cougarrand by tmdh2o March 10, 2009

Cougarhandling 

When you bring a girl back to your place and nothing happens between the two of you
Jimmy was cougarhandling last night.
Cougarhandling by fondlemyballs October 23, 2008

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026