Comprable to the always-popular chair Crusher these behemoths do not only Crush normal human chairs but they can Crush an entire couch with their massive girth
Jimbo: did you see the girl Billy Ray left the bar with! Damn she was a real chair crusher!
Cleatus: Hell wasn't no chair crusher! She was a couch crusher!
Cleatus: Hell wasn't no chair crusher! She was a couch crusher!
by TV2112 March 22, 2019