Couch Butt

when a couch potatoes ass has grown so big that it has started to conform to the shape of the couch.

#1 OMG....look at that ass!!!! It is HUGE!!

#2 Yeah, look at that couch butt.

#1 looks like the cushions just suctioned themselves to her backside.

by ZipItGood April 1, 2011

Couch Butt

This type of Butt is so enormous that when it sits down the butt takes on the characteristics of a couch. When one is looking at it the butt is mistaken for a couch when there is no couch present. Normally it belongs to a whale of large stature.

That 700 bohemian whale has a couch butt. I know I saw her sit down.

by Mr. Homophobia June 30, 2023

Cooch Butt

1. Vagina Ass
2. Gay Sex Anus
3. Someone who takes it in the butt... referring mostly to males, but occasionally to females (to be used mostly in a derogatory manner)
4. Someone who is a tool/dick

See that frat guy with the flipped collar and the sideways hat? He's a real cooch butt.

Dude, did you hear that Jeff dumped his girlfriend and became a cooch butt?

Man I knew that girl was freaky, but I never knew she was a cooch butt!

by GNB October 18, 2005

Couch Butter

I am offended

thats gonna be a couch butter from me dawg

by gumper December 22, 2021

butt-cough

a.k.a fart

baldur: 'quit butt-coughing, it makes me horny.'

jeremiah: 'sorry, i had asparagus last night and i can't stop butt-coughing.'

by asianhoochie February 22, 2010

Butt Cough

When you're standing over a putt and are unable to hold a fart in. Much like an uncontrollable cough.

As Joe Witterall stood over the 3-footer to win the Penn-York league golf championship, he was unable to hold in his butt cough, causing him to lip out the putt.

by The Definition Maestro February 11, 2010

Butt cough

When you do not want anyone to know you farted.

"Hey Joe did you just fart?"
"No man, my ass has a cold and just butt coughed"!

by Rasty67 January 27, 2013