someone that has outer-space jelly-beans, so each time they ejaculate, their semen is a different flavor of jelly-bean.
Sally: why does your jizz taste so yummy?
Bob: i ate some jelly beans from outer-space.
Sally: you're a cosmic jelly-bean jizzer? that explains everything!!!!
Bob: i ate some jelly beans from outer-space.
Sally: you're a cosmic jelly-bean jizzer? that explains everything!!!!
by Gentleman thief April 26, 2010
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