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Cornarging

A sexual act that involves a handfull of sweetcorn that is inserted into the anus, then a broom shank is used in a plunging motion in order to puree the sweetcorn inside of the anus. The sweetcorn is then crapped out onto the face or chest of the plunger.
Simon made sure that he and Allison got all their daily vegetables by cornarging with eachother durng thier night of passion.
Cornarging by misterrik May 25, 2011
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Cornering 

The ability to a smoke a bowl of sensi one segment at a time by holding the lighter at an oblique angle to each unburned "corner" in turn, thereby allowing multiple persons to receive a fresh hit.
Dude, this is my last nug. Don't forget to corner it so I can get a freshie.
Cornering by mobiustrip July 8, 2005

cube cornering 

an uncomfortable work situation where a coworkers get extremely close to you in your cube and corners you in. This typically happens when they look at something on your computer screen or come in to tell you some gossip. The key here is not only does the person infringe on your space, the person also stays around too long. One could be cube cornering a coworker for several minutes.
First thing Monday morning, Michael Jan did his usual cube cornering on me. I had to ask him to leave after a couple of extremely uncomfortable minutes.
cube cornering by Brent Hoo July 18, 2006

Cornering 

To light a bowl of marijuana with precision to only burn a small proportion and leave enough green for everyone else. Achieved by holding lighter at an angle alongside the bowl. Common among marijuana etiquette and respected with higher quality marijuana.
"This is some delicious chronic."
"We should definitely be cornering this bowl well."
Cornering by 420hawkeye May 12, 2010

kelly cornering 

Kelly cornering is the act of drunk talking to someone at a party or bar. You continue to talk to the person and tell them your life story even when said person is trying to leave. You slowly lead/talk them into a corner that they can't get out of.
Stop Kelly cornering that person they don't want to hear your story.

cornalingus 

act of eating popcorn at the movies before you get to your seat by putting your tongue in the popcorn box because your other hand is holding your soda.
As I walked to my seat, I committed cornalingus because I couldn't wait until my hands were free to taste the popcorn.
cornalingus by Sara June 19, 2006

Cornering 

Cornering (v): The act of lying down and wrapping one's body around a right angle. The person should fully extend their legs and arms in attempt to be "one" with the angle itself. Right angles can include but not limited to: walls, statues, buildings, furniture, curbs, or anything that could potentially be swaddled.
Man, Jordan was cornering so well we thought he was actually part of the wall.
Cornering by jspensir July 8, 2014
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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