corn haul (er) Share definition Flag The act of anal penetration or a person who enjoys said act. A foolish, oafish individual. "My woman doesn't appreciate when I try to corn haul her." "That corn hauler wore my shoes home." corn haul (er) by Jonesy March 21, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the corn haul (er) mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch