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When two police officers park their cruisers with driver's window to driver's window and waste tax dollars by spending all day idling and bullshitting with each other.
Deputies Dipshit and Assmunch spend all day cop 69ing in the Krispy Kreme parking lot! What a fucking waste!
Cop 69 by liquidt007 October 9, 2010
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When two cops cars are turned around in their patrol cars so they can slack and talk to eachother driver's side window to driver's side window
Had to slam on my brakes and slow the hell down when I saw the cops in what looked like a speed trap. No worries though because they were "cop 69" talking to eachother.
cop 69 by Yo-T November 14, 2010
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cop car 69ing 

The frequent site on roadway medians of two cop cars pulled up along side each other facing opposite directions, allowing the officers to talk to one another
Hey are those two cars illegally parked? No those two dudes are cop car 69ing while their women are in the mall.
cop car 69ing by ninemile July 11, 2010

69ed a cop 

When you are going over 100 M.P.H. on the highway and you see a cop on the side of the road using his or her radar for speed enforcement and you hit the brakes so that you are doing around 69 M.P.H. when the cop scans you with the radar.
I 69ed a cop the other day.
69ed a cop by Alexander Ghaffari November 13, 2006
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