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the storage container for coons (aka aboriginals) during the gestation period. cooneggs are very similar in appearance to jeweggs, but there are several distinguishing features between the hatchlings. coon hatchlings are likely to exhibit some or all of the following traits:

- instant desire to drink vb
- say things like "ey", "ill nick you", "white cunt"
- steal bikes

there have been documented incidents of coons hatching with the highly feared coonclaw (not to be confused with the jewclaw).

cooneggs are often found in nests atop various native foliage.
"fuck you coonegg. you're from the nest"
coonegg by shazddd July 5, 2007
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cooniggery

the act of doing things that a coon or nigger generally can be found doing.

stereotypical traits that black people have in common, such as: liking fried chicken, performing "shout outs" as much as/whenever possible, stealing TVs, performing drive-bys, wearing gold/silver chains, failing out of highschool, congregating with other black people etc.

the palpable atmosphere of ghettos.
Ex 1. Stealing tvs, being "up to no good".

Ex 2. "It shouldn't be a big deal, no one could be louder than us fuckers in terms of wresting, screaming, and general cooniggery"

Ex 3. "The jury has found Jamal Washington guilty on 3 counts of cooniggery"

Ex 4. The aftermath of Katrina is a large-scale example of "cooniggery" occurring.
cooniggery by hankaaron1 March 28, 2011
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coonigger 

Coonigger is an extremely offensive term for a black person. It may thought to be much more vial then Nigger or Coon but with double barrel words, put together.
Jay: Yo coonigger get out of the car!

Andy: Go fuck ya mum you cracker!
coonigger by satanstrikesback February 22, 2009

Cooniggazegg 

A Cooniggazegg is a koenigsegg of which is black and black is the color of a nigga
Damn thats a real nice cooniggazegg
Cooniggazegg by EhEhEhHhHH March 25, 2021

Coonigger 

It is a word that is frequently used to a person who usually throw games. It could also be used if an individual is being an idiot.
Sayan and Sam is a coonigger.
Coonigger by Jonnie Sins March 1, 2022

Coonigga 

A hybrid between the n-word and coon.
shut up Coonigga
Coonigga by anonymous May 4, 2023
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