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coonegg

the storage container for coons (aka aboriginals) during the gestation period. cooneggs are very similar in appearance to jeweggs, but there are several distinguishing features between the hatchlings. coon hatchlings are likely to exhibit some or all of the following traits:

- instant desire to drink vb
- say things like "ey", "ill nick you", "white cunt"
- steal bikes

there have been documented incidents of coons hatching with the highly feared coonclaw (not to be confused with the jewclaw).

cooneggs are often found in nests atop various native foliage.
"fuck you coonegg. you're from the nest"
by shazddd July 5, 2007
mugGet the cooneggmug.

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